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Post by suna on Nov 1, 2013 3:30:21 GMT -5
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Post by suna on Nov 1, 2013 3:31:43 GMT -5
lol
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Post by suna on Nov 1, 2013 3:33:20 GMT -5
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Post by suna on Nov 1, 2013 3:33:53 GMT -5
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Post by suna on Nov 1, 2013 3:34:45 GMT -5
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Post by suna on Nov 1, 2013 3:39:04 GMT -5
Those condoms are small. CONCLUSION: Ezreal has a small dick. Thusly why Taric is the one on top.
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Post by Scarlet on Nov 1, 2013 12:51:46 GMT -5
oi oi oi oi ¬...¬
you just posted Graves ....and there is no taric in it ...
so shush u....u
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Also, I posted ezreal alone cause I wanted to show Aba who ezreal was :3
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Post by Scarlet on Nov 1, 2013 12:58:54 GMT -5
Taric Lore: There is a form of magic unknown to many Runeterrans and discredited by the few who are even aware of its existence. It is the magic of the earth, drawing power from the resonance of crystals and gems. Taric, the Gem Knight, is Runeterra's sole practitioner of this form of magic, having been erratically summoned to Runeterra from a faraway world. Back home, Taric's father was a distinguished healer in their home city. Taric was always interested in his father's pursuits, even from a young age. Despite his burgeoning understanding of herbs, plants, and animal medicines, it was the power of gems that most fascinated the growing boy. It wasn't long before Taric had exhausted his father's coveted library and set out on a path of his own. He wanted to help the people, but not simply salving their wounds and curing their woes. He wasn't to be a healer, but a defender - one who used the power of earth to preserve and protect. Taric became a wandering knight, renowned across his homeland as a guardian of the just until the day a spell of summoning grabbed him from his home and deposited him on Runeterra. Though disoriented and confused at first, he now feels that the continent of Valoran is in need of someone like him. Despite missing his homeland, Taric is happy to fight in the League, serving as a protector for all who seek one. His neat and stylish appearance combined with his shiny bejeweled armor and weapons have rapidly made him a celebrity champion of the League of Legends. Valoran's media, for some reason, has taken great interest in his personal life. While open about his life as a champion and gracious in all things, Taric is tight-lipped about his life outside the League and prefers his privacy. "As Taric's father taught him, every stone has its meaning. For Taric's enemies, they all mean trouble." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ezreal Lore: Ezreal was born with the gift of magic flowing through his veins. Ezreal, however, was also born with a much stronger sense of wanderlust. Put into school to become a skilled techmaturgist, Ezreal quickly became bored with magical studies. By the time the boy genius was eight years old, he had fully mapped out the underground tunnels of Piltover. The quality of his work was so great that the government of Piltover purchased his maps and salaried his services as Piltover's Grandmaster Explorer. This sealed the deal on Ezreal's path in life - he would eschew the arcane arts in favor of archaeology. Since then, countless of Ezreal's adventures have been written about as romanticized stories. One of Ezreal's latest adventures, however, has brought him face-to-face with his other legacy - his latent magical power. While exploring the pyramids of Shurima Desert, Ezreal uncovered an amulet of incredible power. Aside from the sheer size of the amulet (it was made for a being easily twice Ezreal's size), it allows the wielder to control and shape magical energy - provided a source of magic is in the vicinity. This allowed Ezreal to tap into his natural talent for magic without having to put any serious effort into it - a big win for the Prodigal Explorer. The drawback is that for some unknown reason, the amulet is attuned with summoning magic. Without warning, Ezreal may find himself acting as a champion for, as he puts it, "a summoner hell-bent on resolving some irrelevant world-shattering League conflict." Still, Ezreal feels being summoned into a Field of Justice on occasion is a small price to pay. "There's little time to study musty tomes when you're busy crawling around where the musty tomes originally came from." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aba, the reason Taric and Ezreal are the target of gay memes or images is because they both are kinda girly. Taric is fabulous, wears gems (jewellery you could argue) and has a completely pink skin. Ezreal, well, some say his sprite in-game looks like a girl, and also his dance is something like this >>> www.youtube.com/watch?v=_indP8fT494 <<< - so yeah :3
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Post by Scarlet on Nov 1, 2013 13:01:20 GMT -5
erm ... Alinae ... you are aware that in gay sex most opt to buy small condoms so there is more skin contact ?
also, you aren't bound to buy a size that matches the size of it >w< ( in other words you might prefer a bigger condom so it has less chance of bursting it or to make yourself look bigger than you are OR buy a smaller one to increase skin to skin contact during sex)
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Post by suna on Nov 1, 2013 13:09:21 GMT -5
TL;DR Something not about taric moar Taric now!!
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Post by Scarlet on Nov 1, 2013 13:49:24 GMT -5
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Post by Scarlet on Nov 1, 2013 14:00:47 GMT -5
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Post by Scarlet on Nov 1, 2013 14:04:04 GMT -5
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Post by Scarlet on Nov 1, 2013 14:06:29 GMT -5
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Post by Scarlet on Nov 1, 2013 14:07:04 GMT -5
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